Dead Man Walking

Every year around this time, Forbes magazine releases their Top-Earning Dead Celebrity List.  This year's top 5 are:

Bob Marley

$18 million will buy a lot of Cheetos, mon.

Liz Taylor

$25 Million.  And not a penny from her 7 divorce settlements.

Charles Schulz

The Great Pumpkin has been good to his estate to the tune of $37 Million.

Elvis Presley

The King of Rock & Roll is still living...ummm...large.  $55 Million.

Michael Jackson

$160 Million. Mike not only tops dead celebs, he was the highest money-making celeb PERIOD.

(Bubbles the Chimp declined an interview.)

DEAD MAN WALKING

1 oz        Jack Daniels

1 oz        Jagermeister

1 oz        Tequila

 

In a large shot glass, combine the Jack & Jager

In a separate glass, pour the shot of tequila

Shoot the first one

Chase with tequila