Unless you have no TV, phone, internet, radio, newspaper, magazine, or friends, you are aware that Sunday is the SUPER BOWL. The somewhat less-informed may not know that the two head coaches are brothers. Jim Harbaugh is coach of the San Francisco 49er. His BIG BROTHER (see what I did there? subtle, I know) John Harbaugh is coach of the Baltimore Ravens. But which is better?
LEGACY: Neither has won a Super Bowl as head coach
Winner: So far it’s John
Kinda boring, eh? Well, what about some other famous sibling rivalries?
CAIN & ABEL
LEGACY: Abel was the first murder victim. Cain was the first vampire.
Winner: Cain. ‘Cause UNdead is better than regular old dead.
PEYTON & ELI MANNING
LEGACY: Peyton has 1 Super Bowl victory, Eli has 2 rings
Winner: Though it pains me, it’s gotta be Eli
VENUS & SERENA WILLIAMS
LEGACY: Venus has 7 Grand Slam Titles, Serena has 30
Winner: Serena. No contest.
ERIC & JULIA ROBERTS
Oh, did I forget the HEAD TO HEAD? OK.
Whose HEAD looks more like a horse?
Winner: That would be you, Ms. Brockovich.
Now for BIG BROTHER’S COCKTAIL:
5 oz Ginger Ale
1 Lemon wedge
Fill regular drinking glass (12 oz) 3/4 with ice
Add whiskey, Ginger Ale and squeeze of lemon
Enjoy the Super Bowl.
Please don’t drink & drive.