Long Island Tea

1/2 oz    Vodka
1/2 oz    Gin
1/2 oz    Rum
1/2 oz    Tequila
1/2 oz    Triple Sec
7.5 oz    Sweet & Sour Mix (unlike my usual mixer snobbery, the pre-made stuff is fine for this)
splash    Coca-Cola

 

This really calls for using a pint glass, otherwise you're not going to be able to put in enough mixer.  Unless you don't WANT much mixer...in which case I recommend a very large glass of water and two Advil before you go night-night... 

 

Anyway, fill the glass 3/4 full with ice.  Add all liquors.  Stir.  Add Sweet & sour until almost full.  Stir again.  Slowly add splashes of Coke while stirring until the proper "Iced Tea" color is reached.

Enjoy.

Unless you have the tolerance level of a... me, then don't drink a bunch of these.  They are creepers and you will regret it.