Bourbon is a wonderful liquor. Depending on the amount consumed, it can make you [think you are] comical, whimsical, hysterical, adorable, agreeable, beautiful, commendable, valuable, lovable, delightful, genial, sociable, acceptable, graceful, presentable, tasteful, desirable, enjoyable, pleasurable, invincible, and even invisible.
WARNING: Excessive use of BOURBON can result in wearing the following SLINGS-
2 oz Bourbon
1 oz Lemon Juice
1 tsp sugar
* **** *****
Add all 3 ingredients to a martini shaker 1/2 filled with ice
Strain into a chilled cocktail (martini) glass
* Yes, technically this drink calls for 2 tsps of water, but as we learned with another classic bourbon drink:
"I don't water down my drinks. And neither should you."