I do get a few hits every now and then from servers in the Great White North.
At any rate, Thursday is the most likeliest of days  that the question "What are we going to do tonight?" is raised. After 8:30pm, when the kids go to bed, the options are normally either TV, cocktails, or Marital Calisthenics. Usually 2 of the 3 can go together for some type of mutual benefit, but the combination of all 3 requires one of them to be a quickie.
Why are you looking at me like that? This is a very fast drink recipe.
2 oz Tequila
1 tbsp simple syrup1/2 lime
Fill a rocks glass 3/4 with ice
Add tequila and squeeze the juice of 1/2 lime
Add a tablespoon of simple syrup
There. Now you can take your sweet time doing the other things...
Like finding something worth watching on TV.